Someone once told me, "You know, you're not right." This is proof positive of my 'off' sense of humor.

Country Megaticket num. 1. #TimMcGraw #BrantleyGilbert #LoveAndTheft #LiveNationAmpitheatre

For my fellow Publix shoppers

Publix adds feature to find coupons

You guys, I’d like to introduce you to the new love in my life. Her name is Blue Steel.

You guys, I’d like to introduce you to the new love in my life. Her name is Blue Steel.


ESPN continuing to hold their reporting to a higher standard.

ESPN continuing to hold their reporting to a higher standard.


Google Nose!!!!!

This could make me switch to Android

Take my money

Just take it

A sign outside The Lodge #win

A sign outside The Lodge #win


Man I miss House

Man I miss House


thatreallynerdywhitekid:

beyoncebeytwice:

i want a statistic of how many people turned the game off after beyonce left

The stadium turned itself off after Beyonce left.

The other 2/3rds of Destiny’s Child turned off when Beyonce left.

(via mabsmith)

Crock pots Helping bachelors cook delicious meals since 1943

Crock pots
Helping bachelors cook delicious meals since 1943